You get a done-for-you send calendar every month. The texts are written. The days are chosen. You approve it and hit send.
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$240K+
SMS revenue managed
10+
Years direct response
0
Compliance bans
What most brands send
Messages
Brand Name
🎉 30% OFF TODAY ONLY! Use code SPRING at checkout! Don't miss out! Shop now →
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What we write
Messages
Brand Name
CONFESSION: She prescribes creams all day. But she doesn't use them. What this dermatologist does instead...
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One of these trains your customers to wait for discounts.
The other cleared $1,200 in front-end revenue from a single send.
Which one is your SMS program sending?
The Problem
“30% off!” “Flash sale!” “Use code SPRING!” This trains your best customers to never buy at full price. You're not building a sales channel — you're building a discount addiction.
It didn't work because whoever wrote the texts treated them like tweets, not like direct response copy. SMS has a 98% open rate. The problem isn't the channel. The problem is what you're putting in it.
“SMS is a regulatory nightmare.” It can be — if you don't know what you're doing. We've run SMS in the most heavily regulated niches in direct response and never been banned or flagged.
Your team writes SMS the way they write email subject lines — clever, brand-voice-y, forgettable. That's a strategy problem on top of a copywriting problem. We solve both. You get a calendar. You hit send.
Our Approach
Every text is built on the same principles that power million-dollar VSLs: curiosity gaps, emotional triggers, mechanism teases, pattern interrupts. We don't write “reminders.”
Every month you get a complete, ready-to-deploy SMS schedule with the texts, the days, and the strategic thinking already done. You approve it. You deploy it. That's your entire job.
Before we write a single text, we deep-read your entire VSL or sales page. Every SMS references a specific claim, proof point, or emotional trigger from your copy. The text opens the loop. Your page closes it.
We've managed SMS programs in categories where one wrong word gets you banned. Our track record: zero bans, zero flags, zero compliance incidents. We know exactly how far to push and where the line is.
The Numbers
8x
Revenue increase
A supplement brand's SMS was generating $2,500/month with generic texts. We rebuilt it. Month one: $15,000. Month two: $20,000. Same list. Same products. Different copy.
12 mo.
Zero compliance flags
We managed SMS in one of the most compliance-sensitive categories in direct response — a niche where almost every other provider's clients get banned. We ran it for a year. $10,000/month. Not a single flag.
$2K+
From a single text
One SMS to a 10,000-person list. $1,200 in pure front-end revenue. Count upsells and rebills and we're well over $2K. One text. One send.
$240K+
SMS revenue managed
60 days
$0 to $20K/mo
$400–$2K+
Revenue per send
0
Compliance bans
Common Questions
Spam is a coupon code no one asked for. What we write is closer to a friend texting you about something fascinating they just learned. Our SMS create genuine curiosity. People click because they want to. And we calibrate send frequency to your specific list — no hammering.
It didn't work because whoever wrote the texts wasn't a direct response copywriter. That's like hiring a graphic designer to write your VSL — different skill, different discipline, different result. SMS has a 98% open rate. The channel works. The copy didn't.
It can be, if you don't know the landscape. We've spent a decade navigating compliance in the most heavily regulated categories in direct response. We know the TCPA framework, carrier-level requirements, and we've never had a client banned or flagged.
If you have buyers, you can have a list. We'll help you get set up — the right platform, the right opt-in flow. Some of our clients went from zero SMS subscribers to generating revenue within weeks. We write the texts that make the list profitable.
How It Works
01
Submit your sales page URL. We analyze it and write 3 custom SMS you can send to your list immediately. Takes us 24 hours. Yours to keep no matter what.
02
We deep-read your VSL or sales page — every claim, proof point, mechanism, and emotional trigger. This becomes the foundation for all your SMS.
03
The texts are written. The days are chosen. The strategy is built in. You approve it and hit send. That's it.
04
We track which angles and hooks perform best for your audience, then double down on winners. Your SMS program gets smarter over time.
Three custom SMS, written by direct response copywriters, based on your actual sales page. Free. No call required. No obligation.
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